1) I got some spam in russian:
Закрытый сайт интим знакомств для взрослых
Анджелина Джоли усыновит африканку
so I translated it and this is what it said (approximately):
The closed site of the intimas of acquaintances for the adult Angelina Joly will adopt the African
AMAZING RIGHT???
2) In his review of "a serious man" Roger Ebert referred to a biblical joke:
"Why, why, why? I'm sure you've heard the old joke where Job asks the Lord why everything in his life is going wrong. Remember what the Lord replies? If you don't remember the joke, ask anyone. I can't prove it but I'm absolutely certain more than half of everyone on Earth has heard some version of that joke."
I don' t know the joke, I asked 3 people and none of them knew it either. Google yielded poor results due to Job being a common word... so I read the passages myself to see if I could infer the punch line from what actually happened. My conclusion is this: Satan challenged God to fuck w/ Job, God did it, Job asked God why, God replied, "who the hell are you to question me? I AM GOD I DO WHAT I LIKE!"
God in the old testament reminds me a lot of Cartman from south park.
3) Roman Polanski should be locked up. I cannot believe ANYONE DEFENDS HIM - he drugged, raped and sodomized a 13 year old girl! And people defend him?!?
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