Thursday, August 19, 2010

Pissing Contest (or Pissing Wars) a Board Game

ok so here's the game, you have 1 - 4 players and you have a game board with a bunch of spots on it connected with lines. 

each player chooses a dog, there's 3 kinds of dogs, small dog (fast, weak), medium dog (average speed and attack) and big dog (slow speed,  powerful attacker)

ok so on the board there's a number of spots that are designated pissing areas (like a fire hydrant, a rock, a tree, etc. depending on which board you're playing on).  the object of the game is to "own" all the pissing areas by being the last dog to piss on each spot. 

the game works like this:

each dog has 3 "lives"

you get 1 movement dice if you're a big dog, 2 if you're medium, 3 if you're a small dog.  you roll the dice to see how many spaces you can move

if someone lands on a space another dog is on, then its dog fight time!  Each dog throws their dice (1 for small, 2 for medium, 3 for big) and the highest number wins.  The losing dog loses 1 life then has two choices, fight back or retreat.  Fighting restarts the fight where each dog throws their combat dice.  Retreating means you go back to your starting spot, AND you lose all pissing spots to the person who defeated you.  When you're out of lives, you're out of the game. 

last one standing or first one to own all the pissing spots wins!

there can be various terrains, like backyard, junkyard, forest area, cattle ranch, etc. with different obstacles to diversify the game. 

No comments:

Post a Comment